Little Buddha
Absinthe
Yer' Cheatin' Heart*
3.2 Boilermaker
Jello Tortilla
Masturbation Backrubs
We're Givin' Up, Yeah / We Ain't Givin' Up Shit
Chicken in the Bedpan, Pickin' Out Dough
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* Hank Williams
Agnew at Golgotha (1971)
Jonas solo 6 x LP
... And the Cock Crowed Thrice
Las Cruces
Your Eyes Say No, But Your Palms Say Yes
Karen was a Carpenter
Teddy the Greek
Coitus Interruptus
Undercover of the Night
Last Cross on the Left
10.10.73
Komm, Gib Mir Deine Spear (bitte schon)
The Effette Corps Marches
Sic semper tyrannis
‘Aqua Vulva’ (1972)
Sal’s solo track for At Your Cervix, a benefit album for Gynecologists Local 786 (Sioux City)
Las Cruces
Your Eyes Say No, But Your Palms Say Yes
Karen was a Carpenter
Teddy the Greek
Coitus Interruptus
Undercover of the Night
Last Cross on the Left
10.10.73
Komm, Gib Mir Deine Spear (bitte schon)
The Effette Corps Marches
Sic semper tyrannis
‘Aqua Vulva’ (1972)
Sal’s solo track for At Your Cervix, a benefit album for Gynecologists Local 786 (Sioux City)
Screw You, You Limey Fag Bastards* (1972)
Fuck the Eagles
Vulva Fete
Sour Mash
Separate Waves
Hey, She's a Lesbian
Jonas = Pedantic
Pimp & Circumstance
Carbomite Manure
You Can't Always Get What You Want**
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*The Rolling Stones
**The Rolling Stones
‘(I Wish I Was) Barefoot & Pregnant’ (1974)
[Sal's solo recording for the soundtrack of Gerald Damiano's
film Splatter Pussy (unused)]
Sodom & Gamera EP (1975)
Lester is Balding
Chott Lake
But Nothing, Buttfucker
Stairway To New Haven
I Saw Him on the Cross, and I was Dummified
Welfare Mothers (1977)
Surfin' Ain't What it Used to Be
Feta
Roach Clip
Hawaii 5-0
You'll Be Smiling When I Get You Alone
I'm Gonna' Buy Some Drugs
Elegy For Rondo
Sam Bam Cunnilingus
Predilection Towards Vulva (1979)
I Think I'll Get Drunk and Kill My Worthless Ass
One Way Ticket to Jonestown
I'm Bob Crane, Care to Join Me?
Puckering Rectum
We Just Need a Name For it Now*
Cocksucking Blues #4
I Am Kirok
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* Part II of the “Historical Dirge Trilogy”
Sandusky Gets Personal (1981)
Down Below
Big Tit Chick
Across the Universe*
Whitefish
Cough Syrup Honey
Hot Carl Blues
Stuck in My Craw
Two Chicks in New York City
The Fags & Dikes Are Marching
__
* The Beatles
‘I Ate Charlene's Pussy’ 7” (1983)
(Dive side project with Don Knotts and Richard
Kline)
I Ate Charlene's Pussy
Then I Licked Her Bunghole
Anal Solution (1983)
(Jonas solo EP)
Anal Solution
Anal Solution II
Sandusky Sells Out (1985)
We're Low-Fi, Go Ape-Shit
Suicide is Painless*
Norman Fell**
We Don't Need a Chorus
The One with a Chorus
In Flagrante Delecto
AIDS Solution
Head in the Frigerator
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* Johnny Mandel & Mike Altman
** Based on ‘Purple Rain’ by Prince
Ron Jeremy & the Chocolate Factory (1986)
Ron Jeremy Blues
Pass the Coochie*
Heroin and A Dress
Rectal (There Mom Met Her)
Leggo' My Dope
My Salad Ain't Gonna' Toss Itself (My Pretty
Darlin')
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* Based on “Pass the Koutchie” by The Mighty
Diamonds
Styx Sucks EP (1988)
Mr. Roboto*
Mr. Roboto**
Mr. Roboto***
Mr. Roboto****
Mr. Roboto*****
Mr. Roboto******
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* Styx
** Styx
*** Styx
**** Styx
***** Styx
****** Styx
The Smelly Brown Finger of Larry Dallas (1990 - unreleased)
Boba Fett
Spartacus John
Big Big Boner
Reach For It, Pardner'
Swamp Putter
Tampon Tea Bag
Fellatio Ship of the Rings
Bumble Fuck
The Smelly Brown Finger of Larry Storch (1990)
Bulbous Fett
Yarmulke Babushka Nocturnal Blues
Reach For It, Pardner'
Boundaries Are Sacred
Pin Fucker
Let the Circle Jerk Be Unbroken
Many Pause (To Remember)
Cow Poke
Let Me Take You to
Laser Rush (1995)
Back in Black*
Bend Jesus Over
Shave Me There – & Then Go Lower
Would You Suck it if I Were Spanish?**
Jonas Goes Scat
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* AC/DC
** Bing Crosby
Sandusky Live at Satyricon (1999)
Pimp & Circumstance (Redux)
Lester is Balding
A Taste of Becky's Soup
The Fizzle Phelch Kid
Yarmulke Babushka Nocturnal Emission Blues
Stairway to New Haven
Shave Me There – & Then Go Lower
Guns & Bongs
Tommy (in its entirety)*
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* The Who
Dirty, Dirty Sanchez (2001)
Passenger Side*
Hitler Moustache
Public Masturbation
Must Be High**
Christ, Would You Look at that Limp?
This Hole's My Bitch
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* Wilco
**Wilco
Tertiary Balzac (2003)
You Oughta' Know*
Choke On My Chocolate Chubby
F.U.C.K. in the U.S.A.
Crap Factory
The Bastard Child of Raymond Carver
Broken Dogleg
I Got Drunk**
Give Her a Gossamer Bush
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* Alanis Morrisette
**Uncle Tupelo
Sharks Fighting Monkeys – The Santa Fe Sessions
(2006)
Sharks Fighting Monkeys
I Can Slow Anything Down
Matthew, Mark, Luke & John (and all the other
guys you fucked)
It Was Only Cans
Cry Me a River*
Demon
Best Seller
Straight Outta' Compton**
It Was Only Cans (reprise)
Simple Man***
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* Justin Timberlake
**Niggaz Wit Attitudes
*** Lynyrd Skynyrd
Notes
A track-by-track recording of Journey’s Escape has
long been rumored to have been recorded, but to date, no copy has ever been
found, let alone heard. As such, it can only be presumed this was never
recorded. But you never know with these boys.
There has long been confusion regarding a track on
Screw You, You Limey Fag Bastards. The song ‘Vulva Fete” appears on various
incarnations of the album (in places as widespread as Yemen, East Germany, Bolivia, and Lichtenstein) as ‘Vulva Fett.”’ ‘Porno Fett,’ ‘Boba Fett,’ and ‘Bulbous
Fett.’ The seeming reference to a character in The Empire Strikes Back has
bewildered fans for decades, as the song predates that film by eight years. The
band has remained mum on the subject and, in fact, refuses to even acknowledge
the song’s existence.
‘Let Me Take You to Laser Rush’ has appeared on
several unauthorized bootlegs since the early 1970s. However, none of these
songs are remotely similar to the other, be it musically, lyrically, or
spiritually.
Discography lovingly compiled by Sandusky scholar
Anal Hershyzer
