sandusky crashes

UPI (Baton Rouge)

It was reported by Sheriff Reginald Swaynee Horace Beecham Desiree III at 4:30 a.m. that the Angelic Resurrection, a converted Boeing 727 owned by the mega-group Sandusky, had disappeared from the Baton Rouge Municipal Airport's RADAR at approximately 12:45 a.m. At this time, there is no complete passenger list and no information concerning recovery efforts or survivors.

Sandusky's plane was scheduled to fly from Dallas to Chicago and had apparently veered far east of its flight plan. The plane departed from Dallas in heavy rainfall at 12:02 a.m. with an undisclosed number of passengers. At 12:37 a.m., according to transcripts and recordings from the Baton Rouge Municipal Airport's flight control tower, an S.O.S. message was received from the Angelic Resurrection, followed quickly by a May Day, and then a plea for help. There was also some giggling.

The air traffic controller on duty, Reginald Swaynee Horace Beecham Desiree III, attempted to get information from the pilot concerning the Angelic Resurrection's problem but the pilot, known only as Bob, would say nothing but "They're back there now!" over and over.

The tower lost radio contact with the plane at 12:42 a.m. and at approximately 12:45 a.m., the plane disappeared from RADAR and is assumed to have crashed in the swamps east and south of Baton Rouge. Sheriff Desiree III, in a prepared statement, said that the public would be notified of a complete manifest once the families of all those on board had been notified. He also stated that a concerted, controlled, concrete, cohesive search and rescue mission would be mounted at first light. Typical
of the Desiree clan, the sheriff snickered at the word "mounted."

Sandusky was in Dallas as part of its multi-media "Bend Jesus Over" tour. The controversial show has more dedicated protesters than fans. Although every show on the tour has been sold out thus far, only about 15 percent of the seats have been filled during the shows, prompting industry analysts to report that the protesters are buying up the tickets in order to keep decent people from being subjected to the filth.

Sandusky representatives have repeatedly claimed that they are not anti-Jesus and that "Bend Jesus Over" is just the way they express their love and devotion of the deity, or son-of-deity, if you prefer.

Nevertheless, Sherriff Desiree III, in his statement, made it clear that foul play had not been ruled out and that a thorough investigation and cover-up would have to take place before it could be ruled out.

The Angelic Resurrection is one of a fleet of retired Boeing 727s that were sold to private owners within the last several years. Sandusky's plane had been converted to living quarters for the group. In addition to several bedrooms, a bar and a theater, the plane had a small recording studio. It is believed that the three members of Sandusky, Dive Oliphant, J..Pedantic and Sal McCrout, were in the studio when the plane lost contact with the flight control tower.

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